Most Common Programmer Sayings

1. But I didn't change anything!


2. But what I changed shouldn't have made a difference!


3. It works on my machine!


4. Of course I checked it in!


5. Yes, I made sure it built before checking it in!


6. Yes, I have the latest version of the source tree!


7. I thought you were handling that defect...


8. Where's the spec?


9. The problem's not in my code, it's in the API...


10. Who the hell wrote this?!


11. Where did that come from?


12. Where did it go?


13. Dammit, it was working yesterday, why isn't it working today?


14. One semicolon can ruin your whole day...