Most Common Programmer Sayings
- But I didn't change anything!
- But what I changed shouldn't have made a difference!
- It works on my machine!
- Of course I checked it in!
- Yes, I made sure it built before checking it in!
- Yes, I have the latest version of the source tree!
- I thought you were handling that defect...
- Where's the spec?
- The problem's not in my code, it's in the API...
- Who the hell wrote this?!
- Where did that come from?
- Where did it go?
- Dammit, it was working yesterday, why isn't it working today?
- One semicolon can ruin your whole day...